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Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.

uh, leaving the feet (repeatedly) is kinda sorta definitely a problem

Came here for the delicious, delicious yinzer salt. Was not disappointed.

This was a goal. Good call.

Except the movie showed Havok was alive.

Watch him prepare a fugu

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

One more day until Daredevil. I almost can’t take it!

“I love it. Sometimes hate it. A few weeks ago they broke my chest protector during the practice, and guys continue start hitting me in the same spot. Why so painful? I don’t want to be goalie now.’”
-Ilya Bryzgalov

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Whose goal is not to win? I am sure everyone associated with most pro sports teams has as a goal building a championship team, and I am sure every time they fall short of that goal, it is a disappointment.

He’s in for Wolverine 3 but then he says he’s done. I think he just wants to eat bread again before he dies. I can’t blame him.

I ain’t got time to recoil...

Sounds like a sequel to Hot Fuzz.

How is that going to work? Jason moves to England, discovers Downton Abbey is now a fancy boarding school so he starts murdering slutty lacrosse players and math nerds in the shrubbery with a letter opener?

Is it really fair to say the East is weak and the Metropolitan is weaker? The Capitals would have a double digit lead in three of the four divisions, and have an eight point lead over the Hawks for the President’s Trophy with five games in hand. Not to mention that the Rangers would be tied for first in the Pacific,

Yeah, a player with a .972 PPG average in the playoffs is such a choking dog. There are so many active players with a higher playoff PPG.

Ludicrous speed

You see... I would have preferred a trailer like this over the one we got over a month ago, but that’s just me.