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Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.

uh, leaving the feet (repeatedly) is kinda sorta definitely a problem

Came here for the delicious, delicious yinzer salt. Was not disappointed.

This was a goal. Good call.

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

“I love it. Sometimes hate it. A few weeks ago they broke my chest protector during the practice, and guys continue start hitting me in the same spot. Why so painful? I don’t want to be goalie now.’”
-Ilya Bryzgalov

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Whose goal is not to win? I am sure everyone associated with most pro sports teams has as a goal building a championship team, and I am sure every time they fall short of that goal, it is a disappointment.

Is it really fair to say the East is weak and the Metropolitan is weaker? The Capitals would have a double digit lead in three of the four divisions, and have an eight point lead over the Hawks for the President’s Trophy with five games in hand. Not to mention that the Rangers would be tied for first in the Pacific,

Yeah, a player with a .972 PPG average in the playoffs is such a choking dog. There are so many active players with a higher playoff PPG.

LOVE the Scott gif. I died laughing last night when I saw that. AND he just won MVP of the game. I was never a John Scott fan before all of this crap started, but the way he handled this has been great, & I’m definitely a fan, now.

Not that hard to scroll past. I’ll never understand people like you.

The guy next to him? THE GUY NEXT TO HIM?!? How dare you insult the great John Scott!

P.K. Jagr was fucking great. Glad he won

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

“Dad said if Horcoff scores a goal, we get a puppy....aw, shit."

Talking about Saturday night’s game when OV when Coast to coast for the OT GWG.

70 points in 72 games is pretty effective... not his fault Washington only recently got a real goalie and a coach who thinks defense is mildly important

I don’t care if you’re rivals or not, anyone who does the wave or celebrates a serious injury like that is a fucking asshole and possibly a sociopath.

“Everyone does it” isn’t a reason not to crack down when it’s reported, though.