It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Patrick Kane's fight policy is limited strictly to cabbies.

Brett Favre gave tips on the zipper scene, his services was greatly appreciated.

Maybe try not to be so hurt by the words of comedians...

That was phenomenal. He kept his composure for the entire 2:28. Which, I might add, is 2:20 longer than any human can tolerate Pierre McGuire.

I love the shrugging gestures at the end, like "What did I do?"

Devin McCourty just won a night with Gisele.

As you can see from the video, Jason Chimera's nose makes direct, forceful contact with Chimera's head, resulting in an injury. Though the nose is not a repeat offender, this hit clearly shows a disregard for an opponent's safety. Chimera's nose will be suspended for 3 games.

RIP

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

Finally he shoots something else off!

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

The sad thing is here is that Ryan Leaf would've identified the coverage, altered the protection, called a short hot route, and then immediately have pooped his pants and gotten a delay of game penalty.

To Romo's credit, it was courteous of him to physically collapse in October instead of figuratively collapsing in December as per usual.

The 2nd table set there for decapitations? Man, good thing that table gave way or it coulda been real ugly.

Looks like it was discussed in Judy Blume's "Superfudge." 10-11 years old sounds about right.