This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

Next week will be even crazier

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

Well Known Scumbag Defends Other Well Known Scumbag

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

Grand.

"In these turbulent times, it's nice to know that athletes are the no matter what country's they're from."

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

I find it difficult to believe that there isn't some way to shame the NFL into taking violence against women seriously without declaring every NFL fan to be a women-hating misogynist. I say this as someone who doesn't really give two shits about football, but understands why a lifelong fan might pause before creating…

Sadly, I'm a woman who REALLY does care about my hometown NFL team... Sorry... Guess I'm a "fucking hypocrite." It's like asking me to stop liking the color purple because purple is an asshole... It's not so simple... :-/

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Being the introvert that i am, i can only hope that i never do something wonderfull that would turn me into a celebrity. This looks like hell to me.

They also have Tom Coughlin's cold weather face:

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

I don't care much for Swearinger and I am supportive of trying to reduce head injuries. But man, Welker lowers HIS head right into him doesn't he? Which is partly due to getting laid out to dry by Manning's throw.

Word is that since this helmet failed to protect him, this will be Welker's new look when the season starts: