That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

How is this entire conversation not pending approval? I feel like I've lost 5 IQ points reading it.

Style had better count. With that high stick it's the only thing that could.

Now all I can think of is Michael Richards using the fire hose on the crowds and life just got even worse.

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

You must have been the driver of that van that drove through the accident immediately after it happened.

Thanks to the new MLB replay system, the game was delayed for two hours as umpires tried to determine if the pitch was a strike.

I'm not a Madden fan. But I'd be lying if this I said this didn't make me want to at least consider for a second that I wanted Madden... for some reason.

I can't take Will Arnett seriously. Even when discussing such a sober and solemn subject, I expect doves to fly out of his sleeves.

Baby boomers didn't do that.

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

congratulations on not understanding what absorbing means in the rush to be contrarian

We're nearly at peak "issue white people pay to attention to in an effort to buy social capital." I don't have a dog in this fight, either way I could not care less, but it'll be interesting how long the #outrage persists if Snyder continues to defy.

Lol wut? So if I get a cold in another country, I should hang out there until I get better?

Where does the attitude of "us" vs "them" end? They are sick, so screw them, but if we were sick we should help? If anything it serves humanity to save two people who are working to combat this deadly virus. In a pure and cruel world of statistics and placing value on human life, when it comes to saving humanity from…

A true Schiano man helps his opponents off the turf, and in so doing transmits MRSA to them. This explains the new sign everyone taps on their way out of the locker room: "PLAY LIKE A CONTAGION TODAY!"