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'Cheap shot from behind'? I'm seeing the front of Nick Foles' right shoulder as the initial point of contact. The front is usually the opposite of behind, FYI...

"Sit out the first half"

To answer your question re: RGIII trade: Not at this point. With what Washington had to give up to the Rams to get him, he's going to have to injure himself a lot more before they decide the investment isn't worth it.

That first offensive play by the Skins had "SEE?? I CAN TOO SLIDE!!!" written all over it...

Updating a classic, just for this:

I like the look on his face as he's pushing the band member: "You've gotta fucking kidding me with this shit."

Agreed. If that was me, I wouldn't be smiling & interacting with the crowd. I'd be curled up on the floor, breathing into a paper bag...

That shit with benching RGIII for Cousins just fucking kills me. I work 15 minutes outside DC, and that's been the office topic of conversation; that because Cousins did well against 3rd stringers/practice squad members, he should start for an NFL franchise. As if nobody remembers how he did late last year once the

It doesn't need to be forced. Trust us.

This has probably been mentioned already, but you dropped a 2-paragraph rant in the comment section over one word ("unfortunate"). So who's making a bigger deal about it here?

I don't understand why the NFL can't help pay for new stadiums. It's not like they pay taxes...

"This riff is too long"

...God I hate ESPN...

Thank you. I was just getting ready to say "Am I the only one who's seeing Welker lower his head right before impact?"

+1. I just hosed my monitor with iced tea...

Because Drew hates us, and wants us to suffer.

How can you call someone a troll ("trolololol") when you initially respond to "Stanford is an impressive school" with "Fuck Stanfurd"? That is literally the exact definition of trolling...

That look Barnett gave her is priceless. HAHAHAHA

How the fuck did surfguru's comment get approved? I thought the whole point of 'pending approvals' was to weed out the trolls...?

Trolling commenter is trolling.