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I should clarify that I think this woman is racist trash, and the man filming her is a better man than me, because I would've escalated the confrontation...

That doesn't mean she can't file the lawsuit. I didn't say she'd win, but it would certainly inconvenience him to have to defend himself in civil court...

That doesn't mean she can't file a lawsuit. I didn't say she'd win, but it would certainly inconvenience him to have to defend himself in civil court...

More than likely she'll sue him for defamation if this goes any more viral...

Somewhat off-topic question (but not really because it's in the article): Are you a long-time fan of Mastodon, and if so how would you rate the new album as compared to their previous releases?

+1,000,000 on that last sentence alone. If I knew you in person, I'd give you a giant hug...

....Seriously? I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're honestly that stupid...

Because on the inside of that helmet, there's this stuff called "padding", and what padding does is absorb the impact of a hard object at high speed so it doesn't cause the brain to move inside one's skull. I'd've thought they taught kids this in school, but then all I hear is that education is going down the tubes...

Not shown: Putin in the stands...

After reading through some of the other comments posted here, it would appear that I am alone in thinking this is awesome...oh well...

Stop stop stop stop stop.....are you fucking serious? Kids on XBL/PSN actually call the fucking police on other gamers? I don't give a fuck if it's a prank, or if it's because of being a sore loser...WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

Adding on to what everyone else said: best thing to do is to advertise this story as much as possible, so no one will want the job (or at least no one of any value. If I had my pick of jobs, why would I want to go work for a head case like that?)...

Did anyone else watch the above gif & get disappointed when it didn't end with the Google car crashing into a tree/wall?

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Anybody else have this playing in their head when they looked at the top pic?

That was probably one of the cleanest hip checks I have ever seen.

"I always squirt it when I go off the ice."

Unrelated: That is probably the best Kinja handle I have yet seen. High five to you, sir/madam...

That's actually funnier than this guy just flipping out: that ESPN/NFL pre-taped him celebrating the Morgan Moses pick, then screwed up & ran it during the Trent Murphy pick. hahahahahahahaha

Wow. You went right to flirting awfully fast, didn't you?

Your mouth looks like a great place to put a sock.