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Wrong. I guess it's my turn to spell it out.

"pretentious (adjective): attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc. than what is actually possessed."

OK =) Have fun. Enjoy those 700 other articles. I'm sorry there are top articles that you take exception to, because your opinion is gospel & anyone who disagrees must be a moron who doesn't know what it means to be intelligent.

OK. Now that you know his name, don't read his articles. I'm sure you and your friends can find other forms of entertainment that are more to your tastes.

This article is an opinion piece. It's actually a rant (evidenced by the tag at the top of the article). There doesn't need to be facts, because it's one person going off about how he hates Facebook. It's not meant to be informative, helpful, or 'kind'. It's meant to be funny (or at least funny for those that like

I guess the point I'm trying to make is, I don't understand the vehement reaction. The author doesn't like something that the proverbial "you" likes, so "you" jumps on the comments section & slams the article for being horrible, and the only reason I've seen for such a reaction is that they disagree with the author's

I'm noticing a lot of negative comments towards this article, and I can't help but think it's an army of Facebook employees flooding the comments section with how awesome Facebook is...

+1. I don't like either the Flyers or the Pens, but that playoff series in 11-12 was brutal, and I mean that in the best way...

Who gives it to them?

Normally I'd be the first one to shit on the Flyers (or any Philly sports teams. I'm pretty sure if Benjamin Franklin were to come back to life & see how Philadelphia is today, he'd go join the British), but in this particular instance, I can't say the Rangers fan didn't ask for it. No fan base, especially when their

Only at White Sox games...or maybe Blackhawks/Bulls games....OK you're right.

I like how they're making Sterling out to be this victim that's going to lose everything. Worst case scenario: He's going to be forced to sell a professional sports franchise. Now, I'm by no means an expert on finance, nor do I have memorized the overall worth of each pro sports team, but I'm fairly certain David

OK.

And in advance of your insistence that you aren't trolling, that this wasn't your intention: You did a shit job of declaring your intention, then. Because when that happens, a good amount of people are going to misinterpret your words, as evidenced in this comment thread.

Thank you for proving me correct for the second time (first time was your response to my initial reply, in which I actually talked to you like a mature adult. Seriously, go back & read my initial post: I didn't kiss your ass, but I gave it to you straight up as I was seeing it. I wasn't insulting, but I tried to show

Yes, you did. You backtracked when people called you on it, but the tone of your OP was borderline hostile. If you don't see it, then I'm not really sure how to explain it. I'm not your mother.

It's the way you go about asking others' opinions. It's fairly obvious in your OP that, at the very least, it really bothers & irritates you that so many people like the movie so much ("jerking off to this movie"). So people who DID like the movie are naturally going to be defensive of it, because the tone of your OP

It was still a desperation save. Credit to Fleury for being prepared enough to roll right to meet Alfredsson, but Alfredsson had a better chance of making that than if Fleury hadn't bit on him to begin with, and put his upper body in position to block (as opposed to his legs). Another example was the Tim Thomas save

Oh, and Pittsburgh is a shining beacon of wealth?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$17,289 divided by $73/hr is 246 hours. That's a 60-hour work week. "A few hours"? FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!