Dominik Hasek used to do this all the time. They even named it after him...

Sidney Crosby does not represent hockey re: toughness. See: Matt Bradley, Rich Peverley, Greg Campbell, etc...

My cousin was in a vegetative state for 3 months after a car accident, and his description of his time in that state? "I dreamt I was on vacation the whole time." He even said his first conscious thought once he emerged & his parents told him what really happened was "...Dammit."

TIMELINE OF WHAT HAPPENED HERE:

yeah and I'm a well-reasoned thinker

...So basically half the complaints seem to be people bitching that Anthony Kiedis is allowed to perform shirtless, yet Janet Jackson isn't? I can't help but think of Jeff Daniels' speech at the beginning of the pilot episode of "The Newsroom", or Daniel Tosh talking about "this kindergarten country of ours"...

Normally, I'd feel kinda bad, but since it's Tortorella: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I dunno, it's your shitty kid. YOU fuckin' tell 'em."

+1

"I have respect for my opponents"

This would actually explain most football commentary. Would certainly explain Madden, anyway...

The refs will also stop a fight once one of the players fighting gives up. If one of them stops swinging, turns to the ref & says something to the effect of "I'm done", then the ref is supposed to step in...

(Shrugs) New head coach for the Redskins isn't really news. Now, if Snyder announced that he had sold the team?

I'm over two weeks late in seeing this, but these are the greatest Christmas song lyrics. Ever.

Four words: LEARN. TO. MANAGE. MONEY.

More like "Clearly FedEx doesn't want their drivers getting caught on camera chucking their packages like this"...

I personally have gay family members who I love and support just as I do any family member.

Well it's no wonder the refs are fucking up...

'Asymmetry' by Karnivool