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Let me fix that for you...

I have this theory about Lexus RX colors that they are all actually the same. Oh sure they have different colors — gray, blue, gold etc. But they are always some indescribable “in between” shade, like a grayish blue or a goldish silver or a whitish gray or a bluish green. The result is all are roughly the same shade…

that moment you realise an even heavier Hellcat is coming

Unrealistic, that Stormtrooper shot at people and hit them.

I can’t wait for the “she did good in the black community” crowd to migrate from Gawker to Jezebel.

Me too.

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George...

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

I remember my first beer...

That's not gone well...

yeah but first they need to be able to slow down....

Well, I’d say it’s at least dishonorable to sleep with somebody else while in a relationship, lie about it, and then try to get child support for one of them from the wrong person, but what do I know? I’m not sure this fits as slut shaming.

Solution:

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

No F1 driver could give any less fucks while passing than Kobayashi.

Misfortune for one, opportunity for another. I’m sure Kobayashi is like okay, overtaking time!