Congratulations, Mr. dwaynesateamlunchbox, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Saleen Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she buckles up.

oh he didn't finish his shift,,fix his mangled leg with hockey tape,,singlehanded ly win the shootout? can hockey memes can lie? what is real life?

$kay, no Cobalt?

Congratulations, Mr. Barnett, on COTD today! I would like to award you with a Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver to you if she can see where's she's going.

Oh Jez ... where was the outrage when this similar prank was pulled at a famous public high school out west (from which LittleLefty will be graduating in a few days) ... except that the males (teachers and students) were told to report for mandatory penis inspections. (There were different locations specified for the…

This went around at a different school. Outrage?

It was likely inspired by last weeks "penis Inspection" prank that circulated at a Bay Area high school.

Still not as high as Lebron's hairline.

Congratulations, Mr. Party-vi and Mr. jalop1991, on COTD today! I have for both of you an Audi TT which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she figures out how to get behind the steering wheel.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

Yeah, but the best mismatch is Volvo and Ferrari. They (unknowingly?) shared the same bolt pattern and offsets for decades (60s through early 90s)...

Congratulations, Misters Ash78, Room13, SecondMouse and AbelfromFL, on COTD! I have for each of you a pair of lovable kitties to play with.

not wanting to pay for elective procedures and being transphobic are two totally different things. Reading through the thread i dont see anything that would indicate that "Kanye" is transphobic. In fact, the commenter seems pretty damn rationale. Why is it that when someone puts up a viable argument that might not be…

Congratulations, Mr. Frobnoid, on COTD today! My award to you is a yellow Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver to you when she finds her pants.

To be fair, a crank start and manual choke would be pretty sweet.

Congratulations to Tanner and Rutledge on today's COTD! My award to them is a Ford GT40 which I will deliver after this lovely lady has finished her nap.

Congratulations, Mr. kerc, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Mitsubishi Evo which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she gets her thumbs unstuck.

Congratulations, Mr. macanamera (again:) and Mr. HydrogenOnion, on COTD today! I have a Viper for each of you which this lovely lady will have in your driveway in no time, because she is Fast and Sexy.

Congratulations, Mr. macanamera, Mr. Ryan Frew and Mr. Stephen MacArthur, on COTD today! I have some sort of heavy equipment for you guys. This lovely lady will bring it to you, but it's going to take a long time.