*sniff*

Congratulations, Mr. ThrillerWA09 and Mr. In a Mini; let them mock me, etc, on COTD today! I would like for you each to have this IDK (I Don't Know) which this lovely lady will deliver after she paints it yellow.

Get. Over. It. Wearing clothing and accessories inspired by a culture does not automatically debase that culture. It's a fundamentally neutral act.

DADDY?!?!

This is a huge misunderstanding. They did meet Derrick Rose. He's just below frame collapsed on the ground.

Congratulations, Misters Diesel, KamikazePigeon, and Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks on COTD today! I have a BMW for each of you which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her shoes.

Congratulations, Misters MrTheEngineer, Bryan Ball, Ce he sin, philaDLJ, bderm and Braking Bad for COTD! I have a Peugeot for each of you which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she finishes sprawling................or whatever.

Congratulations, Mr. TheBaron2112, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a classic Jaguar which this lovely lady will deliver soon. She has no warts.

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

Congratulations, Mr. Xenocyclus, Mr. calebcondie, Mr. StevenG, and Mr. Kate's Dirty Sister, on COTD today! My award to you all is a Fiat which this lovely lady will deliver in a few days.

Congratulations, Mr. Jagvar, on COTD! I don't have any Tatras for you, but how about some tatas? Anyway, here a VW which this lovely lady will deliver in a few days.

This is insanely close. Go vote three times, FOUR TIMES IF YOU HAVE TO, for the W123.

I don't know why but it really bothers me that *some* isn't before men. I met my husband online and he is one of the few unicorns that didn't offer me dick pics, ask me intrusive questions or flat out message me with invites for a quick fuck so yah I know how it feels like every fucking person out there is a creepy…

Jezebel.com, where sexual objectification is never ok, unless it's of male rugby players.

Congratulations, Mr. Doctor Shieldsy, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a red Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver when she gets her thumbs free.

Congratulations, Mr. macanamera and Mr. MinuteRiceChannel, on COTD today! I have a Nissan 350Z for each of you which this lovely lady will deliver when she finds her shoes.

Congratulations, Mr. BrtStlnd, Mr. chromecarzoo, and Mr. Ash78 on COTD! I have a classic Mopar (I think) for each of you. This lovely lady will bring it to you soon unless the engine stand is holding her up.