Fuck you for saying that. How is this any different from a new post about a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, or whatever else?

Congratulations, Mr. afaik, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a Miata which this lovely lady with a matching red bucket will deliver to you in time for Christmas.

Congratulations, Mr. FriscoFairlane, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Chevy which this lovely lady will bring to you as soon as she gets it running.

Congratulations, Mr. ncasolowork2 and Mr. Alex Murel, on today's COTD! I have a BMW for both of you which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she puts on a dry top.

Congratulations, Ash78, on your kazillioneth COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan GT-R which this lovely and squeaky clean lady will bring to you soon.

I would have a serious problem with unisex bathrooms - as in, just one room with a number of stalls and urinals that everybody used.

Congratulations, Mr. Automatch Tom and Mr. Qrugby5, on COTD today! I have a motorcycle for you both which this lovely lady (Denise Milani) will deliver if she's able to stand up.

Sorry I'm late to the party. Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD today. I have a McLaren 12C Spider as your award which this lovely lady will bring as soon as she finds her shoes.

Congratulations, Mr. bpromersberger, Mr. offroadkarter, and Mr. Dusty Ventures, on COTD! I have a Ferrari for each of you which this lovely lady will deliver very soon. She'll bring a lovely souvenir too.

Congratulations, Mr. Stig-a-saw-us wrecks, on COTD today! My award to you is a Lexus which this lovely lady will bring to you after she wipes the oil off her body.

Congratulations, Mr. davesaddiction, Mr. RazoE, and Mr. Arch Duke, Maxyenko, The Great!, on COTD. I have for each of you an IDK (I Don't Know) car which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes her push-ups.

Congratulations, Mr. macanamera, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Audi which this lovely lady will bring to you after she wipes her body prints off the hood.

Congratulations, Mr. Johnnyma45, on winning COTD, and congratulations to the runner-ups. I have for you a classic '66 Chevy which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes tanning herself.

Congratulations again, Mr. ForSweden, on COTD! I have a hot Corvette for you which this lovely, top-heavy lady will deliver to you if she doesn't fall on her face.

Awesome.

Congratulations, Mr. Ash78 and Mr. ForSweden, on COTD today! I have for each of you a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will bring to you in a few days. I think it's a Lambo, dudes.

Congratulations, Mr. herpderp111 and Mr. AutomatchTom, on COTD! I would like to gift both of you with an Audi TT which this lovely lady will bring to you soon. I said TT............*giggle*.

Congratulations, Mr. Takuro Spirit - Trans cAMry, on COTD today! :D I have for you a classic Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver to you in a few days. Be careful..............she's packing heat.

New Kinja is horrible. The rest is fine (as it always was), but Kinja 2.slow is horrible.

♪ Take these broken wings