And here I was, making vinyl decals with my phone number on them.

He's falsely accused of rape and he becomes the villain? That's fucked up.

Take. My. Mötherfücking. Money.

So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.

I love suicide doors. There's a look about them that says, "fuck you, park my car."

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

Your move, Bosh.

Takes one to know one

Nice Volkswagen!

Patrick, you think that's impressive? This is how we roll in Palm Beach. A good friend of mine is a Police Dispatcher for Palm Beach Island, you would be surprised at how much drugs show up

pussy.... real men only shoot there loaded arrows on themselves at a strip club...

I was makin' it rain, until I took an arrow in the knee

It could be the very expensive Back to the Future Nike MAG shoes. But he probably hasn't got taste that good