Some people are going to give you a Ard’time about your insensitive comment.

There’s some ding-a-ling in another department who has that patterned background on her emails. Truly chilling: she changes is all the time so you never know what kind of psycho plaid is going pop up each time. I’m guessing her middle name is Wayne.

Or how about when they use both a colored background *and* colored text that work together to make half of the message illegible? *That’s* Fortune 500 level communication!

Stop trying to make “zaddy” happen.

Nice to see I’m not the only one annoyed by “VIN number”.

VIN Numbers
VIN Numbers
VIN Numbers
VIN Numbers

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I’m sure many were not fond of Kia’s Hamster Propaganda, but sheesh.

Imagine if someone was like “how about a quart of Half n Half”

“Last week, we put liquid paper on a bee.....and it died”

Back when I drove a Suzuki Hustler, I went to a public swimming pool next to the payday loan place with a hundred bucks in my wallet and a curious gleam in my eye. I ended up without my wallet and with a throat infection previously only known in Belarus, but the moral costs were even greater.

A replacement engine. It was a Saturn.

But would you watch the fuck out of a show with Mike Brewer and Richard Rawlings? Because that’s probably what we’ll actually get.

Trump 2020: I invented Post-its

None of the cars were green :)

throat warbler mangrove

D.B. Pooper