Just to be clear, we agree, but fyi you can’t order guns to your house.

Pepperidge farm remembers

Geffenephrine - a hormone secreted by the ego glands, especially in conditions of stress, increasing rates of self-aggrandizement, feelings of superiority, and carbohydrate metabolism and preparing muscles for patting one’s self on the back. 

WHAT THE HELL is up with the last second studio lighting?

He’s a great argument for a higher capital gains tax

Kappa Alpha got comp?

Take pay from police pensions. That will modify their behavior real quick.

Nothing says “limited government” like giving tanks and grenade launchers to the police.

I don’t screw the unemployed... ;) GOD, THIS IS FABULOUS!

Sigh.

You’re the one who brought up Peruvian marching powder.

Hey man. Stay in your lane.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

Russ Hanneman had it right!

I assume he just realized he didn’t like baseball anymore and decided to leave.

Some people are going to give you a Ard’time about your insensitive comment.

There’s some ding-a-ling in another department who has that patterned background on her emails. Truly chilling: she changes is all the time so you never know what kind of psycho plaid is going pop up each time. I’m guessing her middle name is Wayne.

Or how about when they use both a colored background *and* colored text that work together to make half of the message illegible? *That’s* Fortune 500 level communication!