Stop trying to make “zaddy” happen.

I’m sure many were not fond of Kia’s Hamster Propaganda, but sheesh.

Imagine if someone was like “how about a quart of Half n Half”

Back when I drove a Suzuki Hustler, I went to a public swimming pool next to the payday loan place with a hundred bucks in my wallet and a curious gleam in my eye. I ended up without my wallet and with a throat infection previously only known in Belarus, but the moral costs were even greater.

A replacement engine. It was a Saturn.

But would you watch the fuck out of a show with Mike Brewer and Richard Rawlings? Because that’s probably what we’ll actually get.

Trump 2020: I invented Post-its

None of the cars were green :)

throat warbler mangrove

And because every Ka is better as a rally Ka:

D.B. Pooper

For the younger readers, Vera Lynn is the singer you googled after you heard her name in Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

Everyday, but I’m currently working at IBM in 1952.

If they had called it F5, that would be refreshing.

My wife was looking at the Merc and goes “that looks like something familiar but I can’t put my finger on it...” Now I am going to tell her I put my finger on it all the time.

Driving home to Jersey from Pittsburg with my friends one summer, some asshole cut me off three times in 5 minutes. The guy blew past his yield sign when we were merging onto 76 and would have t-boned us if I hadn’t slammed on the brakes. There were only two lanes so the guy nearly hit us twice while passing trucks.

Princess Anne had a reliant scimitar, you know.

Hi, the engine is dogshit.