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Pilot of the Clown Shoe
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This is fine, it’s all fine here!

It really drives you insane.

I love you.

She took a jump to the left and then a step to the right.

Hire an English tutor.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Because it’s the right thing to do, and the people they piss off are usually just an insignificant but loud group that weren’t going to buy an Audi anyway.

bish aint even mediocre. she’s a fucking catastrophe.

thats not a fancy pants lift whatsoever

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

You own a Mercedes and Aston Martin but don’t know how to add a number pad to a garage door opener? No wonder you bought a 4 post lift. ;) ;)

Also, can a brothah get an amen for a Jackshaft opener???

You lost me here.

Chap Stick?

They don’t need to, we carry them in our pockets everywhere we go 100% willingly. Orwell didn’t have shit on reality.

It was about as good as 13 episodes of TV are going to get. I pride myself on spotting a twist or a turn early and this one played me right up the last moment. And Ted Danson’s Cheshire Cat grin at the reveal? Perfect.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

actual typo.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.