For the younger readers, Vera Lynn is the singer you googled after you heard her name in Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

Everyday, but I’m currently working at IBM in 1952.

If they had called it F5, that would be refreshing.

My wife was looking at the Merc and goes “that looks like something familiar but I can’t put my finger on it...” Now I am going to tell her I put my finger on it all the time.

Driving home to Jersey from Pittsburg with my friends one summer, some asshole cut me off three times in 5 minutes. The guy blew past his yield sign when we were merging onto 76 and would have t-boned us if I hadn’t slammed on the brakes. There were only two lanes so the guy nearly hit us twice while passing trucks.

Princess Anne had a reliant scimitar, you know.

Hi, the engine is dogshit.

This is fine, it’s all fine here!

It really drives you insane.

I love you.

She took a jump to the left and then a step to the right.

Hire an English tutor.

I’m fairly sure this administration thinks the Presidential Records Act is beneath them, so it works out.

Reliability aside, using a person’s medical device data against them in court must surely be a 5th amendment issue.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Because it’s the right thing to do, and the people they piss off are usually just an insignificant but loud group that weren’t going to buy an Audi anyway.

Why not just launch a jumbo one of these bad boys up there, it’ll be covered in crap in about 5 minutes!

I’m still hoping for my earlier wish the Will Arnett guest star as his Lego characterization of Bruce Wayne

bish aint even mediocre. she’s a fucking catastrophe.

You own a Mercedes and Aston Martin but don’t know how to add a number pad to a garage door opener? No wonder you bought a 4 post lift. ;) ;)