Seriously. This situation called for a well placed crop dusting and nothing more.

It’s not even my birthday.

thats ridiculous, anna.

I’ll call him…

All of it.

But enough about Melania’s love life...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Oblig:

Maybe he left his wallet there.

..it

Ich bin Karl, I am expert!

I have no idea how anyone walked away either. Swam away would be possible, floated away more likely.

takes off the gloves THEN opens the hood that is on FIRE

#brands

I’ll just leave this here....not safe for work because...what is anymore.

Can’t wait to not see this on NBC tonight.

Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your “white zone” shit again.

It’s really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.