Has anybody considered the possibility that she kidnapped herself?

Mark Gordon = Friendly neighbor that will help you trim that tree that’s hanging over the property line using his tools.

Demonstration by Boeing test pilots. Do not attempt.

the retro on-road/off-road look is so hot right now

Dude just ran that red light! Fuckin Hummer drivers!

That would be “braking” and not “breaking”, sorry a little pet peeve, unless you are talking about breaking the regenerative system into tiny little pieces or something, if so, that sounds like a lot of fun!

Armored car: made to move itself around without getting hurt
Tractor: made to bend nature to the will of man