What, like some kind of showman or something?

It’s up and to the left of East Korea. DUH.

So, after kicking the family off the plane, they didn’t also remove their luggage? Isn’t that a giant security failure?

I’m not gonna lie, I kinda like those. Also, I wanted a del Sol when they were new, but never actually bought one.

Ohhhhhh, so you’re Holden McNeil! How’s Alyssa?

Are you Walter or Rob Gordon?

I once got pulled over in a little town just south of Dallas. It’s a small enough town that the Chief of police was doing traffic on I-45 on a Sunday afternoon.

“Throatwarbler Mangrove”

It gets better - you wear the fuel tank ON YOUR BACK.

That’s some next-level work right there. You missed an opportunity to use the wrong “Its” though.

Texas is definintely more though, because the CEO of my company has his Prevost (which is parked in Austin enough to be on several years worth of Google Earth imagery) plated in Montana. I’d bet a couple bucks that it’s never even BEEN to Montana. I think his Noble is Montana plated too.

You’re not wrong Walter.

I’ll bet flying a helicopter with a 3 ton 50+ meter pendulum attached is pretty challenging. I used to fly model helicopters and I started w/ a tethered twin rotor. The tether made it really challenging to control, and I’ll bet having some trees swinging below the aircraft is even worse.

I’m aware of the existance of the Kardashians, but they’re not really on my radar. I read the headline as TWKUK, which is the sketch comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know.

Amy wasn’t in the movie. JLA played Alyssa. Amy was the girl that Silent Bob mentions in his story at the end, but we never see her.

Sometimes Kevin Smith gets asked “Do you ever want to make a sci-fi movie?” and his answer is usually something like “I already made one - Chasing Amy. Any lesbian will tell you that that shit would never happen.”

I had a blue car as a daily driver but now I have a white (“ceramic”) one, so I’m part of the problem.

I hope for your sanity that your answer was “figure it out” or silence

Not so much in the big cities, but the smaller standalone cities outside the big MSAs are good places to find racists. Every little town has an unhinged confederate flag waving maniac. If you’re lucky they’re old, never reproduced, and are now unfuckable. Unfortunately, more often than not they had a couple sons who…

The 10 we have don’t have a dipstick.