I’ll bet if it was a big bowl of Campbell’s Homestyle Nothing Soup he’d pay attention.

I posted a similar story. Jackassery + get back out in front + fuck with them for MILES + cop where the road widens out. That cop at the end is GLORIOUS.

SHARK PARTY

I am the one who gives the wings!

I love that 2008 BMW. It looks like a Swiss Army knife with all the blades out, except all the protuberances are actually useful in some way.

It’d be a compliment to Lagerfeld to have someone better looking play him in a movie. The photos side by side look like a woman who has aged beautifully, and one who didn’t.

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This story kinda makes me seem like a dick, and I was a dick. However, the satisfaction endorphin dump was FANTASTIC.

I wouldn’t mind seeing a CoS v. Trump Administration battle royale that destroyed both of them.

Hey, good piss whores are hard to come by and if they don’t want to travel, you gotta go to them.

Maybe this guy’s available. He’s a little Canadian though.

This is going to sound awful and callous, and I swear I’m NOT advocating that innocents are harmed to make a point. However...

Maybe this is awesome. If one could somehow nail the campaign to the wall, might that be a two-fer? It’s not like Mike Pence ran his own campaign for Veep, so if the Trump-Pence campaign organization was engaged in jackassery you gotta get rid of both, right?

Wait ‘til we go full Brazil and start billing people for their own criminal investigations and maybe even prosecutions.

Easy solution - check your luggage on another airline:

Nor were any of them born before 1985, because then they’d remember tail gunner seats from the Golden Age of Wagons

He specificated a Pacificate.

What’s that old saying? Always get involved in a land war in Asia?

Or maybe, just eliminate it. That’ll keep us from having to deal with a fucking shell game.