You’re not wrong Walter.

To be fair, they never REALLY played anywhere.

You gotta go check out the Sam the Lion storyline from xmas 2015. It’ll rip your heart out, in a good way. Then, read the stuff around xmas 2016 for a second dose.

Can he grow facial hair?

no. no puppet. you’re the puppet.

A quick GIS of campaign trail images shows that he wasn’t wearing one then either. It’s probably not so much trouble at home as he’s probably never worn one because it cramps his style to have a constant reminder that you’re married sitting out there on one of the tines of your pussy-grabbing device.

The city will be so packed with sporting venues that there will be a stadium ticket gate at every bus stop.

Something D-O-O economics. Anyone? Voodoo economics.

I’ve seen a monkey fucking a football before, but this is a new one.

He just has to use the right form:

He just likes the answers he gets when he asks “What’s she like in the sack?”

I think a platoon of transmen who all look like Buck Angel descending on the ladies rooms at various would have entertainment value.

There’s no Canada like French Canada. It’s the best Canada in ze land. Ze other Canada is a bullshit Canada. If you lived here for a day you’d understand.

Consumables are still a huge shot in the pocket. If you bought your new 488 w/ the fancy brakes, pads ALONE for the front axle are over 4 grand. If you need pads, rotors, and get the work done at the dealer then you’re looking at 30K just for a front axle brake job. The rear axle is slightly less expensive, but not by…

Plumbers are about to get a lot more expensive.

Women have so much to look forward to. Millennial women can look forward to making less and less than their male counterparts or, if their of an older generation, they can look forward to watching millennials make less and less than their male counterparts.

You just use the big heat sinks as George Foreman grills and you’re good to go. No exhaust needed.

I was about to say the same thing but I was going to be a dick about it.

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