Shoulda gone to Church’s.

No, there was also a fat guy in jean shorts.

I had not. I thought maybe they just did a much harder version of the UK national anthem with perhaps different lyrics from the actual UK national anthem and/or My Country ‘Tis of Thee.

Re: “God Save The Queen”

I was at some little boutique home goods shop in a very expensive Dallas neighborhood once. It was one of those shops that was no doubt paying some ridiculous rent for a 300 sq ft store front, and they had very sparse displays set up because they only carried 12 products, none of which were affordable by mere mortals.

Agree on all points, I’m just looking at the nightmare worst case scenario now, because recent history has proven there’s no reason to look anywhere else.

I’m gonna go ahead and reply and agree. I’m sure it makes me a terrible person, but I kind of enjoy the occasional “What are you, a fucking retard?”

Yeah, but the kids need to know that grand-papa is a terrible person. Unfortunately they’re probably not forming strong memories yet.

If Melania were a patriot, she’d help us out with that. Certainly she can figure out some way to make him over-exert himself.

Pence for 8 is better than Pence for 16

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<mouthing silently> Lando!

Catsup, which is of course the shitty version of ketchup. And we both know that neither of them has any business on a steak.

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Maybe some sort of chair with wheels on it?

Easy test - does she weigh the same as a duck?

How does the state know anyway? If a woman comes in 25 weeks pregnant and puts cash on the barrel head for an abortion does it get reported to someone? How is that not a HIPAA violation?

I want her to live so she can see her kids suffer in the fucked up world she’s leaving them.

They should always be allowed to wear protective gear.

She KINDA looks like the South Park version of Caitlyn Jenner, except blond.