If I still was judged by my beliefs at 21, I would not be happy.

Dude is only wearing 5 pieces of flair. Can’t be trusted.

Pedantic? Your a righter. Act like won.

Figures...

I would configure one, if the site didn't keep telling me something went nebulously wrong whenever I try to move past the paint. 

He's short, so blackouts due to blood flowing to the legs are less of an issue.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

No idea what you are saying. Learn proper English and sentence structure.

Amash was an original Tea Party goon and spent 70% of his oped bothsidering.  Anyone who read his oped is now stupider.  I award no points and may god have mercy on his soul.

It makes him look pathetic.

Actually, it’s pronounced Throatwobbler-Mangrove!

The Ilied

Kathryn Hahn is one of those actors who pops up in something and I’m like “Oh good, you’re here!” She’s always great.

Come play with us, Danny

I think I love you

Oh man, I feel for you.

No, see, you’re missing the point; it’s not about how much the DeVos’ made on that venue rental, it’s how many venues were rented out underneath that venue rental, that’s where the money is!

If he shows up in your tweets, chances are you did something to bring him there…

In stead of a violin, I’ll send him a miniature Steinway instead. I heard somewhere that he’s got a tiny pianist.

Would help if the colors were more differentiated.  I lost a chain a few times because I couldn’t tell the difference between white and off-white