But Stephen Miller is neither good nor old.

I don’t like that, which is strange because I love this:

I know, right? And, it’s not like he wasn’t a complete jackass. The insults were WARRANTED.

No sweat. There are only a few other guys in the USA that can legitimately make the claim of the experience I have, and I’ve got all of them in my phone :)

Yep. I’m shadow banned on Gizmodo, I THINK from insulting Jesus Diaz back in the day.

It was in charge of all track and broadcast/TV electronic systems at COTA from construction through the end of 2017, and I still get hired back for major events. I’ve got excellent working relationships w/ several folks at F1 that get their own offices when they arrive at races and I’m the “oh good, you’re here!” guy…

Yeah, I know what you mean. Fuckers showing up in the spring w/ dirt on their foreheads, then being little bitches about eating hamburgers on Fridays and then a few weeks later wanting a whole Friday off to celebrate the Romans nailing a Jew to a tree. Also, they insist on days off in December, no matter if it’s the…

So, you’re saying there are 4 vacancies on the Mercedes IT team? I’m an IT guy with F1/motorsport experience, and I know how to not be a raging racist fuckstick. Where do I sign up?

My county accepts the full gamut of automotive gravies including brake fluid and coolant twice a week but it’s on two weekdays at noon for a few hours, when most folks are at work.

Did Dirty Mike and the Boys at least leave a thank you note?

What are your thoughts re: cops snitching out other cops for fuckery? Should “good” cops stay quiet and let their colleagues oppress minorities, relying on minority communities to speak up for themselves to try to stop it? Or, would having a cop state “Hey, Sergeant Buford T. Fuckstick has a habit of stopping black…

I was at the National Archives a few days ago and the Constitution currently on display is a replica. Maybe the real one is down the street at the White House rolled up on the wall in one of the stalls.

Truth. My next door neighbors (a married couple slightly younger than my parents) are both Hispanic Texans and I’m pretty sure that both of their families have lived in Texas longer than anyone in my family. I’m a 3rd generation native Texan.

I worked w/ a horse girl for a few years. She had an actual degree in horses, microwaved fish in the office, and had never seen any of the Star Wars movies, any of the Indiana Jones movies, anything by Mel Brooks, or any of the non-Home Alone John Hughes movies.

like he’d ask

CLEO certification is no longer necessary as of 2016. Thanks Obama!

Cokie Roberts has 3 more Emmys than Trump.

Update: I did another non-smiling webcam shot and it told me I was a loser, failure, unsuccessful person.

Fuck this algorithm.