I don’t know shit about trucking, so keep that in mind as you read this. Would it not make sense for them to load trailers wherever that happens, and then bring the trailers out to a less secure yard that you could drive into as a bobtail, hook up and go? It’s not like the cargo isn’t about to go out on the open road,…

Lake City Army Ammunition Plant. That’s good rifle ammo, and I’m pretty sure they make stuff that makes a bigger bang as well.

I thought it was an incredibly young Jay Leno

When the turtle finally dies, I’m going to open an Arby’s franchise as close to his grave ass possible. I reckon I’ll be a millionaire in a week.

Auto-correct is a thing, and “libel” is a real word.

don’t build your own track, buy one someone else built for pennies on the dollar

cotton candy

My 2 favorite M Coupe colors are both non-metallics

I wonder if he ever calls ol’ Ted “Rafael Edward”

The folks with the stupid black/white/blue flags on their pickups would be SUPER conflicted if a cop showed up at their door asking to take possession of any semiautomatic rifles that might be in the house.

Remember, John Legend has more Emmys than the president.

Not-Ivanka hates Ivanka and vice versa? Who’d have ever thought I agreed with either of those two on anything, yet here we are!

Hmmm... now that he’s an immigrant with no money, maybe CBP will kick him the fuck out? I mean, that’s policy, right? Rules are rules.

It was mentioned on South Park. I don’t remember if the movies ever covered it heavily.

No, Terminator rules are you can only send someone back in time, BTTF lets you travel both directions. 

I can’t argue with science.

The question is this - is is BTTF rules or Terminator rules?

Photo caption says Sunday Sept 12, 2019 which is a) not calandarically (yeah, I made up a word) correct and b) in the future.

It can’t be much of a burden since every dealership owner I’ve ever met has been a millionaire.

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