Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences of that speech.

The state’s claim isn’t that he wasn’t in jail, the state’s claim is the time of death was much earlier, before Swearingen got picked up on the parking tickets. Melissa Trotter had gone missing before Swearingen went to jail on the parking tickets, and they found the (fairly freshly killed) body after he was in jail.…

Those small arms were the state of the art, the highest technology available to military or civilian users. These days, the military has better small arms technology available to it than civilians.

Listen to BBC World Service. Being a Brit w/ a speech impediment is not a barrier to getting a job where your job is talking to the public.

The problem is that having a major speech impediment doesn’t stop people in England from getting jobs where other people have to listen to them and understand what they’re saying.

Person to person private sales ARE the “gun show loophole.”

Wayne or Schlumberger?

I’ve seen it happen. I was fueling up and the lady on the other side of the pump from me was sitting in her car concentrating hard on rolling a joint while her gas was pumping. She got her joint rolled and she’d heard the pump shut off, so she left. She didn’t break the coaxial breakaway though. Instead, the nozzle…

Trump: I can write. I totally have a pen pal.

What satellite? You mean the telescope?

Maybe Trump had him killed in custody and made it look like a suicide because Epstein had receipts for forced abortions performed on children that Trump raped and impregnated. When you’re running a pedophilia ring, the important thing is that it’s full service.

I checked my (Austin Texas area) ZIP code and there’s a name of a woman in California who donates regularly (several dozen transactions in 2019) that shows up in the data. I wonder if she put the wrong ZIP code in by accident or if it’s some kind of attempted end run around contribution limits.

Trump donations aside, Bill Miller BBQ is fucking terrible. They’re everywhere in San Antonio for some reason. There are 7 of them in the Austin area and there’s absolutely no reason to eat there, because if you’re in Austin you’re probably going to pass at least one superior BBQ place on your way to Bill Miller. I…

Greg Abbott will never be a front runner because of a tree. A weak willed slacker of a tree that wasn’t man enough to finish the job.

I am firmly on Team Big Ass Tree when it comes to the Governor Gimpy.

21% (83/390) of the appraisers on the Roadshow list New York, NY as their location. If you party with a ton of people, maybe you did meet one and just didn’t know it :)

Clearly, you party with appraisers from Antiques Roadshow. Which one was it?

I am shaped like a pineapple and I have one Tommy Bahama shirt. It fits me pretty well.

Mid gen-Xer here. Me to Chevy with w/ C7 and now C8