I am shaped like a pineapple and I have one Tommy Bahama shirt. It fits me pretty well.

Mid gen-Xer here. Me to Chevy with w/ C7 and now C8

Yes, yesyesyesyesyesyes.

So, is he lamenting that being called a racist has lost some of its exclusivity, and that old school guys like him are the only ones worthy of the label?

It’s spelled medal.

You’d think he wood of cot the error.

Laser engraved plastic straws? They must be thick as fuck. Also, laser engraving is a STUPID way to make these. I say this as someone who would VERY MUCH like to sell you laser engraving services.

Uhhh... you may want to check your dictionary.

What wood of given you that idea?

Don’t buy a Thinkware. They’re great on paper but garbage quality.

That would be a very strange timeline indeed.

So immigrants should... buy a bunch of guns?

I got hooked on Adams Best cookie dough ice cream and now it’s gone from my HEB!

When Blue Bell came back to central Texas first, I had friends and family in the DFW area ask me to bring them ice cream on a trip up to visit. We took a huge cooler full of half gallons up and you’d have thought we were bringing water to the weary travelers marooned in the desert for years.

It’s Starbucks. It’ll turn into “Marty Crustings” or something.

Not that I’d ever destroy an expensive appliance as part of a tantrum, but the Nespresso people would have to do something pretty awful to get me stop using magical elixir machine.

“Look what you made me do.”

She went to Stanford though. If she’d gone to Julliard I’d totally agree with you.

I didn’t say she did, I said it’s not unthinkable that she did. We both get to be right :)