My guess is that the Ford engineer who thought this up was too young to read The Onion when they did Neck Belts in 1997.

She looks kinda like my boy Gus, but with a different paint job. If she’s even half as cuddly, you’re in for a treat. Good on you for adopting too!

I’m shadowbanned on Gizmodo. I’m pretty sure it’s a holdover from Jesus Diaz.

Farmers Branch has a rich history of grift. Robert Tilton’s church was there.

you’re only making it worse

Look. I— I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

I’ll bet the bunker has a brick or concrete wall that’ll come in real handy when the bunker is inevitably overrun.

Fat’s ok. You put the rich folks in the smoker fat side up and as they cook, the fat renders and soaks down through the rest of the meat.

OK, let’s take them at their word that they’re not AS racist as they appear. Let’s say they’re only 50% as racist as they appear.

If the pintle mounted 30 cal belt fed was a 1919 (far more likely than an m60) then it isn’t 40's technology. It’ll be 100 years old next year.

this is the right answer.

doesn’t it... pop?

Kennedy Steve is always a good listen. Too bad he’s retired now.

France is the one you’re forgetting.

I used to subscribe to the print version but don’t anymore. However, the place I get my hair cut DOES subscribe and I never mind if there’s a half hour wait because I’m happy to read the magazine. I always start at the back though. The Texanist is always a fun read.

Repeal HIPAA for a day and pay a bounty on abortion records for hardcore pro-lifers. You’ll go broke and die under an avalanche of paper.

Clearly, I’m trolling.

I’m a product of Texas public schools. I was assigned and read Animal Farm in high school but none of the others. I was on the regular track for English, so I’m not sure if the honors kids read those other books.

That’s an interesting theory. You reckon that L’Italien was booked on another show on a different Fox property, or maybe as a guest on a different segment on Fox News? I’m not sure what all goes through their MCR - do you think that the locals are tied in 24x7, maybe she was a guest on a local show in Massachusetts,…