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They should try this at a Menard’s or a Home Depot. I’d be interested to see how long it took the phone in the Oval to ring.

I know that’s not Michael McKean but he could probably get work as a stand-in

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This usually happens when you’ve also ordered something. Orders go into the boxes, wrong shipping labels get stuck to the outsides of the boxes. Someone else (possibly the person who ordered the stuff you received) will also get a correctly addressed box full of stuff they didn’t order - your stuff.

I like M Coupes. I think the Z4 version is really nice. This one though is CP.

Calling the HOA? Damn. That’s white.

What’s truly amazing is that her use of apostrophes is 100% correct. How does that happen? There were at least 4 opportunities for her to fuck that up but she nailed them all.

Mrs. Shoe Pilot is currently on a Scrubs kick on Hulu. I don’t think she’s gotten to this one yet.

If this guy DOES get elected, I’d be interested to see how long it takes before John Wiley Price whips his ass during a commissioner’s court meeting.

Open and shut case Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this fella broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.

cut the cord, then sign up for 3 months (at 10/month) of DirecTV Now, which will give you ESPN. Once you have your DirecTV Now subscription, use the SSO to log into ESPN and you’ve got live or replay of the F1 programs. If you don’t watch live, you get at least a week to watch.

Please please PLEASE let her take a lover before the divorce is final.

Papa Shoe Pilot did something similar. We were going somewhere and got to the end of our street when we realized we forgot something. It had recently rained so there was still water in the gutters. Instead of a 3+ point turn, Dad got the back tires and in the water, cut the wheels and hit the gas. We did a perfect 180

sign up for 3 months of directv now for 10/month and watch it on espn - sky program with no commercials.

A department that is also lacking a nominee.

that’s reasonable. think lime green and red/orange

There are some Z3s out there in the world rocking green paint and red/orange/walnut interiors, which are also pretty terrible

My grandmother used to grow asparagus in her garden. I liked asparagus as a kid and I was walking in the garden one day and noticed some baby shoots growing. They were so tender they didn’t even require cooking. I did some snacking.