You leave Herb Alpert out of this. That man’s a national treasure.

Related and creepy question: If you were going to steal a skull, whose would you choose?

Except when they can tell their white friends what a “diverse neighborhood” they live in.

Not just gentrification, but the isolationism that comes along with it. You want the panaderías and Día skulls, but not the neighbors who come along with them. smdh.

BRUH, DON’T TALK ANYMORE.

That’s fun. He blames his wife’s success and “breadwinning” for driving him to do it, but then uses her financial dependence on him as a reason for a shorter jail sentence? Totally makes sense. I bet this guy is a meninist.

He was misquaken out of conhaxt!! It’s a traveshamockery!!

So will this dipshit say

Eh, I’m not big on allowing the young to dictate grammar. “On accident” is a fairly new and very American usage, prevalent among young people. Prevalence, much like volume, doesn’t confer legitimacy. Proper usage is either the adverbial form or with the preposition, “by”. I'm planting a flag on this bullshit!

“By accident” or “accidentally”, not “on accident”.

Well, it’s HER battle, isn’t it? She doesn’t have to make you understand every single reason why this is an empowering act for her. Now, you came just to be a salty person, when you, too could have found something nice to say about this situation. Why? Because she and most of us, as her supporters, are philistines…

Most of these terrorists are disenfranchised, delusional young men. Demonize them and they’ll take project that hatred toward women, children, decent people. Investing in education for girls, economic opportunity as well sounds helpful, but states are more concerned with their military industrial complex.

Yea, but that’s kind of a straw man at this point. That was never a real policy option when Obama took over. It was already a giant cluster fuck. So now what? Let a bunch of innocent girls get sold into sex slavery? Or send young men to possibly die in a war that isn’t theirs? It’s an impossible scenario, but the…

Women in Afghanistan were highly educated and very involved in the workforce and government prior to the Taliban takeover.

Here’s my problem with it:

Fuck off!!

Because it’s a personal challenge. I feel sad for you because you feel the need “to make a name for yourself” in a video game. I level fishing in every game I play. Why? Because I can.

Nice troll job, pretending like you didn’t read the article.