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MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy.

Jordon must be taking his retirement pretty fucking seriously if he won’t dunk on Trump for this dumb-ass tweet.

An 11 year old can be readily forgiven for not knowing the the greatest Western of all time is the Sergio Leone/Ennio Morricone masterpiece, Once Upon a Time in the West, followed very closely by Unforgiven.

To be fair (I guess?), if it weren’t for crazy over-paranoid puzzle solvers, we wouldn’t have awesome stories like the Binding of Isaac ARG hunt, or the hunt for Frog Fractions 2. Those two hunts in particular still blow my mind.

You have to hand it to these guys. When the easter eggs in the game aren’t good enough, they will engage in some kind of steganographic vision-quest until they half-discover and half-hallucinate a secret that seems special enough to sate their oversized commitment to finding it.

For what it’s worth, No Man’s Sky at the very least didn’t coerce players for money just to see a final product.

They haven’t added a stretchgoal since 2014. And most of those are little things like giving the player a towel(as in Hitchhiker’s Guide) because they didn’t want to push the scope further every single million just for the sake of doing it.

If they never release the game, they can keep selling the dreams forever.

“They didn’t just figure out how to sell DLC for a game that didn’t yet exist,” he said. “They figured out how to sell scope creep itself.”

Aw, crap. I was hoping this one would recapture that Blood Dragon feeling, but it sounds like the setting is a crutch for some unimaginative gameplay.

But again, to be clear, just because Price has and did face harassment doesn’t mean she’s allowed to lash out at someone who was very clearly not harassing her. I don’t really understand why their seems to be a sentiment at Kotaku that this wasn’t that bad, and I believe O’Brien when he says that he would’ve

My issue with this is that it is disrespectful because Baron Cohen isn’t American. What if an American comedian went to another country and started pranking and clowning on that country’s politicians? It would not be looked kindly upon.

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This has to be more nuanced than that other version of her story...

Yeesh, the second one of these bozo bros gets suspended for a slur, all of the bozo bro apologists start auditioning for an honorary degree in linguistics: “Well, every word or sign in language consists of an arbitrary pairing of a signifier and signified, and that bond is both maintained and revised through ongoing

I used to play this game during the draughts between the first round of PS4 titles, when it was a serviceable but bare-bones shooter. I probably haven’t played since 2014 and I think the only money I ever spent was for a couple of extra frame slots. But it’s cool to think that Warframe has been incrementally growing

dubs vs subs is the dumbest, most pointless argument this side of gif vs gif

I’m on team subtitles with a few exceptions:

I’ll have to check out Nannette. The Coates passage is somewhere in Between the World and Me. That phrase seems like the perfect encapsulation of something that I’ve seen (and, yeah, done) a million times, and it was both eye-opening and deeply fucking mortifying to see it tossed out on the table in all its

White men. They always think everyone is talking about them, specifically.

I had not imagined otherwise.