Road & Track once did an article looking back on the Crosley, which is another car with pretty tepid performance. The owner of the featured car said that while other cars blew away from him at every green light, when he got up to the next red light, there they’d be waiting for him.

Continental drift is the most accurate method, though.

Or via sundial.

I’d like to do this some day. First car was an 87 Mazda RX-7 Turbo. It was too much for a 17 year old, and in garbage condition, but I always wanted a fully restored one.

Yeah, I have yet to yearn for this bad boy.

I was gonna say no way I’d take my first car back, but now that I look at it, hell yeah I would.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

War for the Planet of the Apes 2017: In which we all kind of start rooting for the apes.

I don’t see that happening. There would be lots of drama for the peanut gallery to comment on. Lewis isn’t one to shy away from a fight (as long as he has a competitive car).

you didn’t even mention the bad parts.

Sounds like he should get rid of James Comey then.

Schtupped?

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

It was a commodious backseat. I took one special young lady on one date in that car, but never got a chance to, um, utilize the space. :(

but for $15k+? you’ll still have a giblet which is a luxury car that sucks at luxury, $15k will buy you a decent Cambiocorsa coupe or Quattroporte and those cars have the wonderful sounding v8 in them.

Seeing a completely stock CRX is like finding a woman on Tinder in West Virginia, under the age of 31, without a tramp stamp; it’s nearly impossible.

Seriously? Here we have one of the last untouched CRXs in the wild and you want to ChumpCar it?