If you forced every guy in the world to admit to doing or saying things around women that could be considered inappropriate...

None of these guys come out of this particularly well. I can only give some credit to Baldwin and Tarantino for at least coming clean and saying they fucked up, which is a start, I suppose.

When it takes Alec Baldwin of all people to give us a lesson in humility, we know the mankind is truly fucked.

Both, really.

I feel like there might be a lot hiding under that cover. Barely a CP, because of my appreciation of these lil’ guys.

Kill it, kill it with fire. It’d be a mercy killing anyway, not even a Sidekick deserves to end up like that. Jesus, find the owners who did that and chop off their hands so they can never do it to another car again in their life.

“Needless to say, we know who won’t be playing the next James Bond: that crew guy right behind Elliott’s shoulder.”

I must know. Why did you do that?

140-150 on the autobahn is perfectly nice. it’s an AMG. that’s its sweet spot. you probably passed, and got passed by, several other AMGs and similar, owned by expedient Germans going similar speeds.

Too late.

K-car-based Chrysler Executive and Limousine

1989-90 Dodge Caravan Turbo

Agreed. This was from back when the Japanese were excessively overengineering things because the economy was great and they wanted to solidify their reputation. The Camries of this era were like the W123 or 200-series of their time—slow, but of infinitely high-quality. The Hilux sedan, I’ve heard it called. Honestly…

Old Alfas are actually backwards cars on mileage. More miles is better because it means someone actually bothered to maintain the thing, or else it would’t run and drive anymore. Alfas that sit are almost never reliable Alfas.

Two. Exactly two.

I’m invoking the “it’s a pretty interesting car, and the price is under $4k” bylaw on this one, and voting NP.

SO ARE YOU

The BMW guy from yesterday wants to put a plastic cover over it, for “when the copz” go looking.

I think you’ve overlooked how long it’d take this ol’ Jeep to cover 687.5 miles.

Dad - you’re embarrassing yourself and the rest of us.