Are we going to talk about this at all?

Self: “Gah. Another anonymous potato-shaped SUV that’s just gonna spend most of its time in the drive-thru at Starbucks. Plus this one’s a BMW which means when it breaks, it will be a bitch to fix as well as prohibitively expensive. It would be rational to walk away.”

That would be like 10,000 Christmas Mornings to see them implode like that... especially Cruz.

That’s because his plan is completely unfeasible. Most experts say that it’s underfunded by at least a trillion dollars per year, and he has no evidence to dispute that.

I watched this last night and was very disappointed in Bernie. He couldn’t answer a pretty basic question about the political feasibility of socialized healthcare. If you can’t answer this Q about your signature policy issue in a very friendly setting, how are you going to survive a general election debate, Bernie?

god the THRILLS! I legit am completely still wooed by Obama....forever and ever amen.

I think my favorite moment was from the 2012 campaign when Romney tried to come at Obama about the lack of ships in our Navy in comparison to 1916 and Obama went "we also have less horses and bayonets" He's clever as hell honestly.

Just writing next week’s headline

I know one man who would give NP

This is not only Crack Pipe, it’s morally depraved.

For her part, Van den Driessche says the bike belonged to a friend, and mistakenly found its way into her race-day bike lineup.

That seriously pissed me off. They were running so good. Should have been yellow.

Analog dick pics! OMG

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Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

‘The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.’

RIP, John DeLorean. I wonder what he would think of these replicas.