18,000 mile Lexus LS400

Get this guy on the case . . .

I know who I would question first.

haha same here, no idea why, but it has King in its name, I’m sure something can be done out of it :)

Well, you just described my time during college pretty accurately.

The people you describe would not be seen dead in this car.

What?!?!? No he didn’t, Ward tried to get in a fight with a race car, not exactly the brightest human being. BTW I’m not a Stewart fan, or even a Nascar fan, so....ahem....yeah

I’m no Tony Stewart fan but you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. I flagged stock car races for 15 years and the number one rule that was repeated at pit meetings was, “don’t leave your car if it quits or you wreck on the race track until the safety personnel tell you that you can leave your car. And…

Bullshit, that fool committed suicide. No different than walking a highway in the middle lane.

Except he was absolved from any wrongdoing...

Killed a person. Not murder.

I like the ones that when you turn them upside down they spell out BIG BOOBS - 58008 618.

A trailer hitch??? Jeez, as if this thing isn’t slow enough, let’s have it pull some dead weight.

Good name for a LeMons team: Wrecked ‘em

If there was an option to take away stars I would use it on this post :) Have fun putting things into your rectum!

Conan should just have Cube and Kevin Hart in every driving bit. Holy shit, that was funny.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

Damn it! Missed it by six minutes.

I hope they ARE true because it would mean Peyton Manning made a smart choice for healing his broken neck instead of obeying the League’s moronic draconian rules. If Peyton got popped for this, we could have a real conversation of how unethical it is for the NFL to ban substances that are medically beneficial to their…