The reviews for your book are awful.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

Alright, I’ll help you: You purchase said 996 for around $17,000. You’re responsible, so you decide to get the IMS bearing replaced - because if you don’t, you don’t have a car. It’d look something like this if you decided not to.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

“Feminism - cuz we want to burn down the world just like men do, yet with a vague feeling of moral superiority”.

Lol what ?

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

I like these articles. You should do more like this, not just on plane crashes.

Must have been a Cars and Coffee near the ramp.

I look forward to PRESIDENT TRUMP focusing on a Brady-friendly judge to nominate to the Supreme Court.

Because the screechy old lady & the last man alive that thought the Bolshevik Revolution was a good idea (and was probably there) are all that much better? At least if we elected my dog, the worst sin he commits is maybe pooping in the rose garden or humping the leg of a visiting dignitary.

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

You remember why Rauner got elected, right?

Nice E28 tho

Officer: Sir, if you haven’t been drinking then why can’t you take a step without falling over?

Well, of course they fucked up covering the violations. The school isn’t called Southern Hit.

Her crime was running in the street and telling a cop to F off after being asked not to. You don’t get to ignore cops when you don’t feel like obeying the law. That’s not how a functioning society works.

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.