Sorry for pissing in your cheerios this morning.

I love the tag line! “To a new world of gods and monsters” was Dr. Pretorius’s toast to Henry Frankenstein in The Bride of Frankenstein. It’s a nice homage to the original Universal Monsters shared universe that this is based on, and it also works pretty darn well as a tag line for a new shared monster universe.…

War deaths, the debt and spending are back en vogue for complaints again. Funny that.

I’m all for environment, but watching major cities develop is not ‘destroying the earth’. Cherry picking sites and pictures to sell a narrative, and I mean to literally sell, is the opposite of journalism. It’s sensationalism.

This review makes less sense than the movie.

I know I’m a bit high at the moment but what the hell did I just read? Like, is it me or does this article consist of mostly rambling incoherent thoughts? Should I be doing shots every time I read “Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut”?

Yeah, the one thing that’s bugged me since I saw it was when William first arrived and he stepped through a door from a hallway onto a moving train. It really bugged me at first because I was assuming that the park was a physical park, like a larger DisneyWorld. However, if you can step from a static hallway onto a…

Can’t anyone just be wrong anymore? Do they also have to be a “fucking idiot”?

Liberals have spent more time in the past few days wondering how to “combat the threat of Donald Trump,” a duly elected President of the United States, than they ever spent on figuring out how to “combat the threat” of ISIS. Who, you know, have actually killed Americans and are responsible for the deaths of hundreds…

Some perspective on how historic this is:

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

see this is why i was brilliant for majoring in history. there’s ALWAYS gonna be history being made out there.

Lolz. I thought NYC was supposed to be underwater by now, and all the crops were going to dry up. NYC is still high and dry, and the U.S had a record crop this year.

The “filed to” is the best use of that meme I’ve seen in ages.

Trilobites weren’t really generalists, and they died out not through disaster, but through competition. They just didn’t have enough in their arsenal to deal with the arthropod menace.

It means “dark matter” is even more ridiculous and unsupported a theory than before.

Oh come on, don’t try to pass off a 2042 pic for a 2024 one...

Here’s what Patrick Stewart will actually look like in 2024.