The bugged the hell out of me too.

You can’t make it through a review of Arrival (great movie, btw) without a vitriolic attack on Trump and his supporters? My God! What must your day be like?

Nice work psycho. I’m glad you’re so very in control of the people around you. Keep up the good work.

Your point is that you don’t understand the process. Settlement is typically very fast and it is extremely unlikely that the Plaintiffs’ lawyers will get more than 33-40% of the settlement proceeds. Exxon was a very different case.

Holy hell! That’s amazing!

The arthropod menace must be stopped! We must build a wall! To stop the other arthropods! They’re rapists!

Right. Without being a mathematician, “dark matter” and “dark energy” always sounded like a cop out to me. Basically just a way of saying “our theories don’t work, so let’s make some stuff up.”

I was on the Chicago blue line (L train) the other day and saw a dude with an AP Royal Oak Offshore ($35,000 watch) and his wife/fiance had on a Rolex Explorer ($6,000 watch). Her ring was at least 3 karats. I make a very comfortable living, but for a moment I contemplated robbing them.

Wait, what’s “actually happening”? 90% of prisons are privately owned where? In the US? People are being thrown in prisons for growing their own food? What are you talking about?

They can and do.

Dear Federal Bureaucrats,

Can ANYONE explain to me how in the hell that THING could ever fly? It’s got a turboprop on the front and one on one of the sides? Is it an incomplete rendering? What the hell is it? Where is the cockpit? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

Does... the fat kid at 2:30 have a vape thing? WTF?

Yup. Best thing to do after heartbreak... don’t quit... going to baseball games and catching baseballs. A real Kevin Garnett over here. Impossible is nothing.

So, he’s exactly like Jim Harbaugh?

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On a scale of 1-10, how stoned were you when you realized everyone knew that you knew?

If this isn’t COTD, I’m firebombing the Jalop offices from my harrier jet.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why...

You can tag this under #nexttimeimhigh