I cannot, in any way, understand anything about these. What... I just... why are they in English? What the hell is going on here?

Gawker and the Obama Administration: the only two groups on the planet still calling Islamic State “ISIL.”

There are many Newtons. Only one can be Chosen.

And by that, I don’t mean this comment is obvious. I mean that the comment is the obvious choice for COTD honors.

Obvious COTD.

Did I hear an homage to regular car reviews in there? Very nice work. Can’t wait for the AM shitshow to begin.

This is still a car blog, right?

In this episode of “Doug Discovers Animal Husbandry”...

What’s insane is that these cars ever cost 34 grand before incentives. Who in their right mind would pay that for (essentially) a Suzuki hatchback with an electric motor?

Shit. We already hit peak DeMuro? That wasn’t supposed to happen for another 20 years?!?! THIS IS THE END OF ALL THINGS!!!

What, exactly, does this have to do with sports? Look, I get that you’ve never seen a gun in your life, and I get that the Glorious People’s Republic of Gawker requires a certain number of articles bashing republicans, but please, for the love of God, keep your purely political garbage off the sports website. I need…

They will literally topple the Sears Tower. You will be able to see the explosions from space.

Seriously, look at that bastard of a roof rack. Was that thing the pace car for the Dakar Rally?

Doug,

My favorite part of this is still Artest lying on the scorer's table. What the hell is he doing there?

In my limited experience, he seems to be a pretty ok guy, who definitely enjoys himself and his legendary status in Chicago. He dines at his downtown restaurant quite a bit and is always nice to folks who come say hi.

Not if he assaulted and then bum-rushed a cop and tried to grab his gun.

Why is this on deadspin? What does this have to do with sports. The gawkerization of this page continues.