Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

Interesting how Deadspin becomes very pro- or anti- people. Michigan hasn’t won a conference championship since 2004 and hasn’t beaten a top 10 team since 2006. Are they somehow not trying to jumpstart their program because they had one decent year in which they lost to the only good teams they played?

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

Why, exactly? This reeks of “Fuck anyone with more than me.”

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

It’s been pretty extensively covered here. I think all Americans, black and white, liberal and conservative, can come together on agreeing that Rahm Emanuel is a vile piece of shit.

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

“A fallout version of Sim City”

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.