Nope. That’s not how it works. Newton’s third law. Rockets don’t “push on the air”

I wonder, when they interviewed Robin Page, was one of the questions, “how much can you sound like Jony Ive and are you willing to do your best Jony Ive impression during Volvo advertising segments?”

Slate.com will literally have this article tomorrow. #slatetake #hottaek

And yet, his work will be remembered for hundreds of years, and your click-bait garbage will be forgotten, the moment after it is out of your mouth.

Yes, Christianity influencing the state. That’s definitely a major problem. Right there with terrorism.

Batman uses guns all the time. In the comics, in the movies. Non-stop guns.

Exactly. I think it will start with major highways. I can definitely see a time in the near future (20 years or so) when only autonomous vehicles will be allowed on certain freeways.

MJ never played basketball at Cabrini. The place was a war zone. I’m sure there were lots of good people there, but it was not “filled with people trying to make their neighborhood better.”

Also, the car stereo goes to 11.

What the heck is a “woke boyfriend?”

She’s an obvious stooge for the secret horse lobby.

I’ve been calling this for a while. FF is a giant scam. Right there with the Moeller flying car. Looking forward to the documentary in a couple years about this.

As a personal injury lawyer in Chicago, I can tell you that if this happened in Illinois, I would gladly bring suit against the hotel and the valet company on behalf of the woman - if the woman had been seriously injured as a result of the valet’s decision to give the car to Johnny Football. I think, first and…

I cannot, in any way, understand anything about these. What... I just... why are they in English? What the hell is going on here?

Gawker and the Obama Administration: the only two groups on the planet still calling Islamic State “ISIL.”

There are many Newtons. Only one can be Chosen.

And by that, I don’t mean this comment is obvious. I mean that the comment is the obvious choice for COTD honors.

Obvious COTD.

As a personal injury lawyer, I’m very excited about the prospect of this car getting approved.

Did I hear an homage to regular car reviews in there? Very nice work. Can’t wait for the AM shitshow to begin.