I’m so confused about the order I’m supposed to read those tweets in...

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

MOM’S BACK

She’s so great! 2 Dope Queens is my favorite podcast, & I'm fully ready for Unnamed Jessica Williams Project to be my favorite new show.

Nothing against Noah, but hes not a great host. His jokes and punchlines are often awkward, and he often doesn’t seem like he;

i feel so badly, but ME TOO!! and it’s election season, Daily Show should be on FIRE right now...

Not going to lie, the relative failure of the Daily Show under Trevor Noah also brings me glee. Samantha Bee is pulling in double what he is, and I love it.

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

Enochs denied the rape charges but, in a plea deal, admitted guilt to battery with moderate bodily injury — a misdemeanor, rather than a felony. In return, both rape charges were dismissed.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

why are you going around demanding people who are asking for justice somehow turn into members of Congress? I imagine it’s so when they don’t have a perfectly fleshed out answer for you, you can pounce on them as uninformed and reactionary. Just looking for that GOTCHA, instead of engaging in intelligent discourse.…

People disgust me. To take and post pictures or videos of a murder victim is sick and twisted. If there is not a law to charge those people under, then there should be one.

No words to express my horror at peoples’ lack of decency. This goes beyond a lack of decency - everyone who posted pictures of her should be arrested. Peoples’ need to one-up each other with shock value on social media has gone too far, it’s sick and perverted.

Helloooooo all my straight ladies: Jermaine Jackson is single!!!!!!!

It may be terrible, but a lot of us find it entertaining.

So the person who drove the van, made several stops and turns unnecessary to get to the police station, is not responsible. The man was unsecured and had his fucking neck broken after being UNLAWFULLY ARRESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, and the driver of the van did nothing wrong. OK.

& Ezra then wrote/published a poem titled b26. so embarrassed I know this

Who else has/had the “If we aren’t married by age 40 we’ll marry each other” friend? This seems a better way to go...

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.