If I was from Nebraska, how would I know that?

You went to a previous relationship as evidence someone is abusive in their current relationship and you’re accusing me of reaching?

But bitches can be so provoking, you know?

I keep seeing this ‘mutually toxic’ excuse being thrown around, but I only see evidence that one of the two of them was hitting the other.

Probs couldn’t get into Stanford on merit, methinks.

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

How can he not? “I realized that my heart was to help beautiful people. This is my mission.”

I’ve taken a friend to another friend’s wedding (we all went to high school together), very platonically, and it was a great time. I also took my (male) bff to a family member’s relative’s wedding, and it was also a great time. It totally happens; I’d rather take someone I know very well and am friends with rather…

Also, 18 year olds are the worst?????????

I would just annoy her by mispronouncing her last name as “Biz Markee.”

If I knew someone named Countess Debonnaire Von Bismark, I would insist on calling her Debi just to be obnoxious.

All Rainn Wilson said is that he’s pissed that shooting-killings of animals draw more press and sympathy than shooting-killings of people. So instead of writing faux-outrage ad hominems, understand that this zoo shooting death and human shooting deaths are both substantively but not equally tragic.

It’s terrible for everyone, but I would especially hate to win a medal at the Olympics and then not be able have sex for two months.

These Games are shaping up to be a shit-show of Olympic proportions (sorry) between the virus, the political crisis, the pollution, the construction delays and security concerns. It’s going to be a global spectacle alright, but maybe not the sort they’re looking to host.

2. Then wasn’t there the police report that said there were no signs of abuse that evening

I was about to say just that: WHO is paying these security guards?

Of course Gwen didn’t say yes. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET REAL MARRIED TO YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND, psh I thought everyone knew this.

I’m commenting on the behavior, not her appearance. I’d say the same if she were of any other weight or body type. I understand weighing your food for dieting and maintenance purposes, but healthy eating can also be disordered eating if it becomes obsessive. My point is that weighing typically healthy foods like fish…

Oh man, Kendall Jenner is gonna be the new LaToya Jackson, she’s gonna have a psychic friends network on Snapchat or something.