—Black women have the hardest gig in show business. You hear Jennifer Lawrence complaining about getting paid less because she’s a woman—if she was black, she’d really have something to complain about.”—
“Smells like Teen Spirit”
Oh gosh yeah Kirby Delauter, how did we forget about Kirby Delauter just Kirby Delautering around town with his Kirby face and his Delauter demeanor
I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.
So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?
Anyone who accidentally shoots a person shouldn’t be a police officer.
I’m a full-time shelter worker*, donate my “extra” cash to four different charities (ASPCA, Shriners Hospitals for Children, Planned Parenthood Action Fund, The Wild Animal Sanctuary) on a monthly basis, and frequently use my own money to buy supplies for my job that I am not able to be reimbursed for, and have three…
If anyone is wondering, that money could have saved AT LEAST two hundred shelter dogs.
Did she also buy you the candy? Because that would be next level aggressively passive aggressive.
JLAW is better than TMZ
She told us about it, but it wasn’t an abortion, see. It was a “procedure.” An abortion is something that a wanton slut gets so that she can have consequence-free sex, usually performed by a cackling lesbian socialist at Planned Parenthood while Slayer plays over the intercom.
I donated to Planned Parenthood today.
“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler
And even that one has been unacceptable for about the last fifteen years or so
The only acceptable kind of yellow face.
I would totally trade the Adele album for a new Kesha album. Sony should understand, though, that I am the only person who feels that way.