Amy Poehler strutted onto that stage for the monologue like a woman who knows she’s got shit handled. Maya Rudolph was giving Tina Turner levels of hot legs while being the funniest christmas caroler. Tina Fey’s lip stick was glossy AF in her hilarious Cosby bit. Lil Baby Aidy spits better verse than anyone in the…

So a rich woman should accept less than a rich man? That makes (no) sense. I know you are a troll but just so you know... you are also a creep.

Oh, fuck off, and read the damn piece. She acknowledges her privilege.

I don’t want to seem like all of the things that are words that that are used for women; they don’t have those words for males.

Rough translation:

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

Yeah, can we attack his WRITING, as well? Because he sucks at his job, too.

“not grade-A or even B-plus material, certainly by my standards as well as those of any moderately attractive, fair-minded youngish heterosexual dude who’s feeling hormonal or what-have-you.”

What an object of heated romantic interest in the real world.

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

I’m not sure how everyone is getting my mom is a rabbit murderer.

Because all three suddenly “up and dying” at once in the like 7 hour period you were at school, with no warning signs, is suspect as fuck?

Thank you :/ I now have my first dog as an adult, and he gets all the love.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

I will dress up as a festivus pole.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE

Getting On is one of the best shows on TV, yet I rarely hear anything about. All the performances are standout. Laura Metcalf will make you cringe (in a good way) and Nash is amazing. If you haven’t checked it out, DO.