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Fine... I’ll go...

OH WHY GOD, WHY?

???

“Pressuring”? This is called rape. Not sex. Rape. Please don’t call rape sex. That’s like calling a mugging a gift of your wallet and cell phone.

19 is plenty old enough to understand the concept of “don’t sexually assault someone.”

GOOD.

a ten-foot wedding cake shaped like a carousel that’s rumored to have taken a month to assemble.

Imagine how many trains they’d build.

He was 17. She was 13. I’m guessing he had a significant strength/size advantage over her. “Women are afraid that men will kill them” easily translates to “teenage girls are afraid teenage boys will kill them”. Don’t be obtuse.

Because a dude’s need to get his dick wet is so much more important than someone’s life.

“...murdered for refusing to have sex with Ferreira at a party.”

That GIF though... is my face rn.

You’re an idiot.

Same. When I was in high school I used to giggle when people misspelled words. Then we had a spelling bee and I misspelled “waffle”.

Thank you for your life-saving service. Now here’s the equivalent of $59.

It’s amazing how you keep moving those goal posts. First Bee shouldn’t be included because she isn’t a household name. Then, when you are reminded that multiple people in the picture aren’t household names, it turns that being a household name isn’t actually important. What REALLY matters is how much money they’ve

I have no idea who that is but I know Samantha Bee...so...

Trevor Noah’s Daily Show hadn’t started yet and I’m sure only die hard Daily Show viewers could identify him at that point (and probably still today). The same audience who knows Samantha Bee.

Yes, because James Corden is such a household name.

What’s it like being “that guy”?