That family is just awful. So is The View, for that matter.

You cannot really have misunderstood this.

Alright, I take the bait: I’m pretty sure the author meant it was sad that we even have to deal with the fall out of mass shootings, period. Not health care workings helping each other out. Mass shootings should not be a regular thing. It’s very obvious in the article this is the meaning.

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

Not to detract away from the rapes and murders because those are awful, it was nice to read that she was heard by the authorities and the judge didn't just throw her into prison and that the system worked for her. I super fucking needed that today.

Broad City is like, way better.

The other one was Shannen Doherty. Duh.

I once peed in my cat’s litterbox cause I didn't want to put pants on. GET ON MY LEVEL JLAW

So, in Facebook snooping I discovered that my former boyfriend’s new wife has a photo album entitled, “I Said Yes.” It details her engagement and wedding... to her ex-husband. Delete that shit, people. Just delete it.

No, I mean the naked vanity. They give absolutely zero fucks that they look basic as fuck, and not fretting about seeming basic is itself antithetical to the insecurity/preoccupation with self-image that is integral to basic-ness; so, despite their appearances and behaviour. they have transcended being basic. For that…

I would just like to add that the people who are saying that Baseball is too long and/or boring are:

It’s fucking hilarious, actually.

honestly, have some god damn respect for yourselves, ladies.

I really can’t believe that our young people have so little self-respect that they’d be willing to just sit there and freely admit they’d gone to a Diamondbacks-Rockies game in September.

I’m sure the other 10 people that were at that game were pissed.

If I press Anthony Hopkins balls on newspaper, will it show a mirror image of the text?

I think TSA would have a problem with that too.

Plus you know that dolphin only wants the newest iPhone.

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

I’m confused by the notion that Waffle House gets any business that isn’t between the hours of 11 PM and 6 AM.