I mean, you can ask that about children too. It’s the same connection. It may not be a rational debts/credits scenario where they say “well he destroyed a 50 dollar box we bought to keep him out and 30 dollars worth of food but he gave us 80 dollars worth of laughs and love in the last week...”

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’m ok with this.

Yeah, but he’s a dick and his stand up isn’t funny, so I’m going to pass.

Those awful LGBTs want rights, but then they’re hypocritically doing normal things like engaging in commerce! I too am appalled!

OH RIGHT, that’s the guy who pressured his mistress to have an abortion: http://jezebel.com/tn-rep-who-pre…

Meh. He’s no Jon Stewart. I watch Colbert and John Oliver instead.

Congressman John Duncan, just now: “Surely you don’t expect us to be easier on you just because you’re a woman.”

Someone just pointed out the AUL graph has no Y axis. Good graphing, guys!

SHADE COURT.

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

Your apathy is your problem. You're the problem.

I always assume it’s because they know running for President means you might actually have to be President and that shit seems horrible.

Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.

“She wasn’t even a Christian until four years ago,” he says.

Photoshopped this yesterday, in a response to Erin’s tweet about One Millions Moms going all apeshit over goddamn rainbow-colored snacks.

Thank god someone else said it. I had a momentary twinge of “am I being too snarky?”

She dropped him as a client and ended his skincare services.

Yeah, but a LOT of people think of Buddhism as an enlightened exception. This is a reminder that it really isn’t.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.